i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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