susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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