I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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