Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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