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• (561): View more from Florida

  I am going to give you the keys to my place

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  Then I'll give you the keys to my heart

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  Gag me

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• (916): View more from California

  awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment

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  I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  cat food counts as protein by the way

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday

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  WHY AM I NOT THERE?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan

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• (530): View more from California

  it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.

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