you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.