i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.