Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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