did you get engaged???
This girl is more easily done than said...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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