that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So was this before or after he cried about trump?