I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Non-Jews are for practice
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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