I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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