Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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