big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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