Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Your dad touched me again.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
