Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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