It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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