I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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