this beer tastes like vomit already
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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