Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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