spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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