did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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