My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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