Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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