He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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