My pussy is not your playground.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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