Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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