Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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