Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Shame is for Republicans.
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