...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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