Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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