Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize