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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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