After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
