there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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