Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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