my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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