Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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