I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like