I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot