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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.

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  But happy liver failure. That's what counts.

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• (209): View more from California

  She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.

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• (714): View more from California

  Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick

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• (585): View more from New York

  this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field

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• (323): View more from California

  Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18

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• (585): View more from New York

  He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.

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