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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.

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