My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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