I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Randomize
