the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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