I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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