when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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