it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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