doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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