fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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