kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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