Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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