you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
honey bunches of taint.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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