Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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