there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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