That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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