HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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