the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i can't believe i had my finger in that
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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