if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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