i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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